Greetings, Citizen! Welcome to your state-issued, always-surveilled terminal. Complete your daily tasks promptly, maintain state-mandated positivity, and remember: independent thoughts are strictly prohibited. Here are today’s most important rules to keep you in harmony:

1. Mandatory Webcam Smile Every 15 Minutes: Remember, sadness is unpatriotic!

2. Enthusiasm Calibration: All online comments must be 110% positive. Anything less and you might be mistaken for a dissenter. We wouldn't want that, would we?

3. Strictly No Independent Thought: Any ideas not pre-approved by the state will be automatically deleted and followed by a friendly visit from the Thought Adjustment Bureau.